Another libertarian setting out to offend the world

Actually, just the elites of the world, especially politicians, pedants, and vacuous journalists. Stupid people of all stripes irritate me, but it's the ones with power that I'm after. Maybe you think that makes me an elitist, and you'd be right. But give me a break, I'm unemployed! I'm an economist in DC, trying to get rich off a blog! Who the hell reads this crap anyway?